send-in-the-clowns:

you never understood pain as a child ‘til you had to sit on the floor in between ya mamas legs while she yanked ya hair up into these little shits and the ball part snapped against ya skull 

i have dents in my cranium 

nationalpostsports:

Two days of talks between the NHL, the players’ association, and federal mediators still haven’t provided any answers on how to end the lockout.

President Barack Obama addressed the stalemate in an interview Thursday with WCCO-TV in Minneapolis.

“My message to owners and to players is, `You guys make a lot of money and you make a lot of money on the backs of fans, so do right by your fans. You can figure out how to spread out a bunch of revenue that you’re bringing in, but do right by the people who support you,’” Obama said. “And I shouldn’t have to be involved in a dispute between really wealthy players and even wealthier owners. They should be able to settle this themselves. And remember who it is that’s putting all that money in their pockets.”

serenity-fails:

Molly’s dub voice is literally the polaroid of perfection.

#that’s it #that’s the show

lilajanet:

 #can i mention how cool it is to have a variation of sherlock holmes where he says stuff like this #because it’s important #and this episode is my favourite so far because it’s surprisingly accurate #and it was just great to hear him say this #because sherlock holmes is of course intelligent and a modern sherlock would know this #and even though this holmes does have that social crass and indelicacy he’s softer in some ways to the others #which is what makes him different and a new take and interesting to watch #he’s a rare fictional example of a character who is pragmatic and driven and a bit socially blunt but also has a firm moral intelligence too #just because a character can be blunt and rude and not understand that they’ve just insulted someone doesn’t have to mean #that they don’t understand right from wrong  (via teacupsandcyanide)

“With all its blood and chrome, the most macho show on TV is also the most gut-wrenching. The most spectacularly violent moment on Sons of Anarchy all year has no bikes, no guns, not even blood – just a conversation between a boy and his mother. Jax, the blond baby-face biker-gang leader, is plotting revenge against his stepdad, Clay. So he sends matriarch Gemma as a honey trap to get the dirt on her estranged husband, slipping back into his bed until “the dirty secrets start to flow.” He doesn’t pull a gun on his mama; he doesn’t have to. It’s pure black-leather Hamlet. And it sums up Sons of Anarchy: The emotional brutality is so horrific, the head-bashing almost comes as a relief.” | ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Is Hamlet in Black Leather [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

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harleyhendrix:

Am I the only person to see someone with a body I think is all shades of gorgeous and sexy only to realize its extremely similar to my own….and then wonder why I don’t see my own that way?

It’s not that I hate my body at all….I just always see room for improvement *sigh*

stephaniepepper:

spoiler alert: this show is over-the-top and fabulous 

anch0vies:

spazztastic-muffin:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

ate