May 2013
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
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vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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irresponsibleeyouth:
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
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truuunicorn:
being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them
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kill-natalie:
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
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mishaoverlord:
pretzelcoatlus:
rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:
danyul-and-filup:
princess-hardy:
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.
well fuck
#And the calm and quiet...
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
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